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GM: Alright, let’s start. Present day – a hotel in Los Angeles…
J.D.: Well, Rollo, that’s about as far from Egypt as you can get.
GM: Shush
GM: An old woman ascends a staircase, passing a sign announcing a seminar on Ancient Egypt – “The Old Kingdom and the Fourth Dynasty”.
J.D.: Been putting that Ancient Egypt class to good use, Rollo?
GM: I needed a humanities; my suffering is your suffering.
James: Okay, so I’m attending this conference?
GM: In a sense…
J.D.: Oh boy, let me guess…
GM: You’re presenting the seminar.
James: I am?
GM: And basically telling the audience they’re wrong about everything…
J.D.: And so it begins!