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GM: Here, I wrote you a speech to help you get into character…
[SFX]: RUSTLE
J.D.: How many pages was that???
James: Alright, here goes… *ahem* Every other architectural structure at the time was covered in detailed hieroglyphics. When is the academic community going to accept the fact that the Pharoahs of the Fourth Dynasty did NOT build the Great Pyramids? Look, inside the Pyramid, the most incredible structure ever erected, there are no writings and –
GM: Doctor Jackson, you’ve left out the fact that Colonel Vyse discovered quarrymen’s –
James: Uh, right, right.
J.D.: Goody, audience involvement…
GM: inscriptions with Khufu’s name, within the Pyramid.
James: Well, his discovery was a fraud!
GM: Outraged muttering from the audience…
J.D.: I feel like muttering, seriously we’re not actors in your bloody screenplay!